oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I bet he comes in French.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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