Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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