in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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