Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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