come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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