Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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