Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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