I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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