Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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