69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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