it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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