I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
there was a trapeze. enough said
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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