yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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