Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You are the jesus of drinking
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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