ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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