Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
