We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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