hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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