no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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