youre lurking in front of me
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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