Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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