I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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