you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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