love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
