5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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