she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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