i just google imaged poop.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So many bounce houses so little time
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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