Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
The best revenge is premature balding
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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