Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
