At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
pop tarts are not kleenex
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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