chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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