I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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