Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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