I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I look better un-naked...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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