so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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