glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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