is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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