Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I smell stomach acid.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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