i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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