Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she woke up with a sticky ear
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Randomize
