Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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