Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
The ass gains better be worth it
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