A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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