Duck Duck Cougar?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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