Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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