I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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