So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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