then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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