Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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