I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he shaved USA in his pubs
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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