sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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