no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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