I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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