I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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