These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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