would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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