Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
don't judge my taste in strippers
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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